We finally made our first summer 2009 trek to the beach this past Saturday. Give it up for the Atlantic Ocean! We drove with my cousin and cousin-husband Scarlett & Chris Lindsay to a beautiful place called Fire Island, about 1.5 hours away from our casa in Brooklyn. Why do I love the beach so? Perhaps I am half mermaid, half human. Oh wait, is a mermaid already calculated to be half human? I'm not sure, I'll have to check Wikipedia for that one. Nonetheless, happy beach time, my friends. August is here. If I didn't have a personal requirement to live in a house with indoor plumbing, I would seriously consider living full-time on a sandy beach on one of the coasts. Me and the Merms. And the Mons.
This was an interesting sight... 
And her other sleepy friend...
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Fact:
Mermaids exclusively refer to the female variety of Mermen. A male would be a merman.
Fact:
Merpeople can respire both above and below the surface making them a hybrid species, part fish and part human. So you can't be half human and half Merman.
I thought you would have learned this stuff after 16 years of college.
Remember how one of the Monsons got through college in 3 years? Yeah, that's right. Three years.
Seriously?...Carrie, you missed out on so much angst.
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